| Acronym | Meaning |
 | 45C | Patient Is One Chromosome Short Of A Full Set (questionable IQ) |
| ALP185 | Acute Lead Poisoning, 185 Grain Injection - 9mm Gunshot Wound |
| OTLP | On The Launch Pad (to Be Discharged To Home) |
| NFR | Not For Resuscitation; Used On Elderly Patients' Charts Where The DNR (Do Not Resuscitate) Instruction Is Without The Knowledge Of The Patient Themselves Or Their Family |
| MGM | MGM Syndrome (as In The Movie Maker) - Faker Putting On A Real Good Show |
| TLC | Tube, Lavage & Charcoal (given To Poisoning Victim) |
| LOBNH | Lights On But Nobody Home |
| SHPOS | Sub-Human Piece Of Sh*t |
| PBTB | Pine Box To Bedside; Indicates An Imminent Demise |
| VIP | Very Intoxicated Person |
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