| Acronym | Meaning |
 | TEC | Transfer To Eternal Care I.e. Dead |
| ALS | Absolute Loss Of Sanity (nutcase) |
| PBS | Pretty Bad Shape |
| UFO | Unidentified Frozen Object: Unidentified Dead Homeless Person In The Winter |
| NGMI | Not Going To Make It |
| CLOMI | Cat Like Observation And Masterful Inactivity (patient Under Observation) |
| FLUF | Funny Little Ugly F*cker |
| GOK | God Only Knows |
| SHAD | Syphilitic, Hypochondriac, Alcoholic Degenerate |
| BWCO | Baby Won't Come Out (needs Caesarian) |
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