| Acronym | Meaning |
| EBU | Ego Boost Units - Med Students/junior Doctors That Follow A Doctor |
| JPS | Just Plain Stupid (self Induced Injury Involving Lack Of Common Sense) |
| HALS | Hit And Left Standing (apparently Uninjured But In Shock After RTA/MVA) |
| ALC | A La Casa (send The Patient Home) |
| UBI | Unexplained Beer Injury |
| FIDO | F*ck It, Drive On (a Waste Of Time/hoax Ambulance Call) |
| LOLFDGB | Little Old Lady, Fall Down, Go Boom |
| TVTP | Tried Vancomycin, Try Prayer (Vancomycin Is Anti-MRSA Drug) |
| PFH | Parent(s) From Hell (custodians Of BFH - Brat From Hell) |
| CRT | Can't Really Treat |