| Acronym | Meaning |
 | UFO | Unidentified Frozen Object: Unidentified Dead Homeless Person In The Winter |
| ALP185 | Acute Lead Poisoning, 185 Grain Injection - 9mm Gunshot Wound |
| KFO | Knock The F*cker Out (patient Either Obnoxious Or Screaming In Pain) |
| NSA | Non-Standard Appearance (what A FLK Grows Into) |
| IP | Insurance Pain - Neck Pain Secondary To A Minor Car Bump |
| BTH | Bury The Hatchet - Accidently Leave A Surgical Instrument Inside A Patient. |
| NFR | Not For Resuscitation; Used On Elderly Patients' Charts Where The DNR (Do Not Resuscitate) Instruction Is Without The Knowledge Of The Patient Themselves Or Their Family |
| C&T WARD | Coma Ward - "cabbages And Turnips" |
| AST | Assuming Seasonal Temperature (dead) |
| HSPL | High Serum Porcelain Level - Patient Is A Crock Of Sh*t |
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