| Acronym | Meaning |
| KFO | Knock The F*cker Out (patient Either Obnoxious Or Screaming In Pain) |
| GORK | God Only Really Knows |
| FUBIL | F*ck You Buddy, I'm Leaving. The Act Of A Doctor At A Small Hospital Dumping A Critically Ill Patient On Larger Hospital On Friday Afternoon Before He Leaves For The Weekend. |
| LRO | Luck Ran Out (cheated Death Before, But Not This Time) |
| OMGWTFBBQ | Oh My God, What The F*ck, Bar-be-que; A Person Mangled In A Car Crash |
| GUCCI | Genito-Urinary Clinc, Chlamydial Infection (posh Female With Sexually Transmitted Chlamydial Infection) |
| PHAT | Pretty Hot And Tempting (warning To Others) |
| MFB | Measure For Box (coffin) |
| SIO | Sleeping It Off |
| VAC | Vultures Are Circling (dying) |