| Acronym | Meaning |
 | DSP | Dumb Sh*t Profile |
| DOD | Donut Of Death - CT Scanner |
| TBD | Total Body Dolor I.e. Complains Of Pain Everywhere |
| BFH | Big Fucking Head; Hydrocephalus As In A "FLK With A BFH" (can Be Metaphorical For Arrogant Consultant) |
| CTF | Cletus The Fetus (US). A 23 Week, Or Earlier, Births That Parents Expect To Survive Against All Odds |
| HLCS | Happy Little Campers - Children In Oxygen Tents |
| FMPS | Fluff My Pillow Syndrome (attention/sympathy Seeker) |
| CRI | Cranial-Rectal Insertion Or Cranial-Rectal Inversion (head-up-ass Syndrome) |
| PLTDP | Practice Limited To Dead People |
| NFS | Neuro-faecal Syndrome - Sh*t For Brains |
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