| Acronym | Meaning |
 | TMB | Too Many Birthdays: Person Dying Of "old Age" |
| ALS | Absolute Loss Of Sanity (nutcase) |
| HBD | Has Been Drinking |
| HIVI | Husband Is Village Idiot |
| CSD | Chronic Slapping Deficiency - Annoying/unruly Family Members Hitting Nurse's Call Button Every 5 Minutes With Minor Requests/inane Questions Or For Fun |
| TOG | Tears Of Gratitude |
| EMS | Earn Money Sleeping (joke At Expense Of Emergency Medical Service) |
| POPTA | Passed Out Prior To Arrival |
| PNR | Person Needed A Ride I.e. Minor Ailment But Called Ambulance Instead Of Taxi |
| BWCO | Baby Won't Come Out (needs Caesarian) |
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