| Acronym | Meaning |
 | GACP | Gravity Assisted Concrete Poisoning - Jumped / Fell From Height |
| TATT | Talks All The Time (also "Tired All The Time") |
| GOMER | Get Out Of My Emergency Room; Extended To Mean Elderly Patient Who Is Unable To Communicate Their Symptoms And Passed From One Department To Another |
| APD | Acute Prozac Deficiency (depression) |
| ALPAC | Acute Lead Poisoning Air-conditioned - Multiple Gun Shot Wounds |
| BFF | Big, Fat Faker |
| DILF | Doctor I'd Like To F*** (Fornicate With): Nursing Slang For Good-looking Doctor |
| CRS | Can't Remember Shit |
| WOMBAT | Waste Of Money, Brains And Time |
| APTFRAN | Apply Pillow To Face, Repeat As Necessary (for Annoying Patient) |
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