| Acronym | Meaning |
| NLPR | No Longer Playing Records (dying) |
| CRT | Can't Really Treat |
| CCFCCP | Coo-coo For Co-Co Puffs (dementia Or Similar) |
| FINE | F*cked Up , Insecure, Neurotic & Emotional |
| P4P | Penicillin For Prick (peniecille For Penile Discharge) |
| SBI | Something Bad Inside E.g. Undiagnosed Cancer/unexpected Serious Condition Found When Performing Surgery |
| SEP | Somebody Else's Problem (not To Be Confused With Sepsis) |
| C&T WARD | Coma Ward - "cabbages And Turnips" |
| CLL | Chronic Low Life |
| FUBAR | F*cked Up Beyond All Repair / Recognition |