| Acronym | Meaning |
 | DWPA | Death / Dying With Paramedic Assistance |
| EMT | Extraordinary Masochistic Tendencies (joke At Expense Of Emergency Medical Technicians) |
| TVTP | Tried Vancomycin, Try Prayer (Vancomycin Is Anti-MRSA Drug) |
| BBLS | Belly-button Lint Sign - Male, Middle-aged, Overweight And Hairy (an Umbilicus That Looks Like The Lint (fluff) Trap In A Tumble Dryer Is Most Common In Overweight, Hairy, Older Men). Known As Belly-Button Fluff Sign In The UK. |
| SIO | Sleeping It Off |
| C2 | A "can't C**t"; Lazy Physician Who Passes Off Work To Colleagues And Often Whines |
| MFD | Measure For Dispatch (coffin), (severely Ill Or Dying) |
| WNL | Will Not Listen; Patient Won't Take Medical Advice |
| TBD | Total Body Dolor I.e. Complains Of Pain Everywhere |
| OFIG | One Foot In The Grave |
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