| Acronym | Meaning |
 | MAFAT | Mandatory Anasthaesia F**k Around Time, Precedes Any Incision |
| CTD | Circling The Drain (Close To Death) |
| TARFU | Things Are Really F*cked Up |
| HST | High Slug Titre - Lazy Patient (slug) That Won't Get Out Of Bed |
| YOYO | Youre On Your Own |
| CATS | Cut All To Shit |
| NGMI | Not Going To Make It |
| BSS | Bilateral Samsonite Syndrome: Patient Admitted With Both Their Bags Packed In Preparation |
| AQR | Ain't Quite Right |
| PPPPP | Piss Poor Protoplasm Poorly Put-together (really Old And / Or Decrepit) |
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