| Acronym | Meaning |
| FD | F*cking Drunk |
| PBTB | Pine Box To Bedside; Indicates An Imminent Demise |
| BTSOOM | Beats The Shit Out Of Me |
| OFIGATOOS | One Foot In The Grave And The Other One Slipping |
| FTD | Fixing To Die |
| THC | Three Hots And A Cot; Sought In A&E By The Local Homeless |
| DFO | Drunk And Fell Over |
| PIAF | PIssed As A Fart (drunk) (also PAAF -Pissed As A Fart) |
| ITBNTL | In The Box, Nail The Lid (dead Or Dying) |
| ATS | Acute Thespian Syndrome: Faking Illness; Known In US As MGM Syndrome |