| Acronym | Meaning |
| SEP | Somebody Else's Problem (not To Be Confused With Sepsis) |
| RR | Rocket Room - A Ward/unit Where There Are Many Deaths (many Transfers To Heaven) |
| GOK | God Only Knows |
| EI | Eating In - Intravenous Feeding |
| PAFO | Pissed [Drunk] And Fell Over |
| HBD | Has Been Drinking |
| CATS | Cut All To Shit |
| OFIGATOOS | One Foot In The Grave And The Other One Slipping |
| LOL | Little Old Lady |
| FIT | Fart In Transit (gas Seen In The Intestines On An Abdominal Film) |