| Acronym | Meaning |
| MTF | Metabolize To Freedom (i.e. Let The Person Sober Up, And Then They Can Leave) |
| GTO | Gomer Tip Over (elderly Person With Injury From Trip Or Fall) |
| MGM | MGM Syndrome (as In The Movie Maker) - Faker Putting On A Real Good Show |
| NWB | Negative Wallet Biopsy - (US) Patient Transferred To Cheaper Hospital Because They Have No Insurance / Funds |
| OAP | Over-Anxious Patient |
| VIP | Very Intoxicated Person |
| PLTDP | Practice Limited To Dead People |
| ATD | (US) Acute Tylenol Deficiency (simple Fever Or Head Cold) |
| CHIBLOC | Closed Head Injury, Brief Loss Of Consciousness |
| TBP | Total Body Pain |