| Acronym | Meaning |
 | PLTDP | Practice Limited To Dead People |
| SOCMOB | Standing On Corner Minding Own Business (when Inexplicably Injured) |
| SOB | Silly Old Bugger / B*stard / Bitch |
| CFT | Chronic Food Toxicity I.e. Obesity |
| SHS | Sullen, Hostile, Stupid (often An Inner City Drug/alcohol Addict) |
| BTH | Bury The Hatchet - Accidently Leave A Surgical Instrument Inside A Patient. |
| CBT | Chronic Burger/Biscuit Toxicity (obesity) |
| EDDU | Eating Drinking Defecating Urinating (but Not Much Else) |
| LOBNH | Lights On But Nobody Home |
| PIA | Pain In The Ass |
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