| Acronym | Meaning |
 | SHS | Sullen, Hostile, Stupid (often An Inner City Drug/alcohol Addict) |
| FTF | Failed To Fly (botched Suicide) |
| OTDPDS | Out The Door Pretty Damn Soon |
| AST | Assuming Seasonal Temperature (dead) |
| PEP | Pharmaceutically Enhanced Personality - Stoned Or Medicated |
| FIT | Fart In Transit (gas Seen In The Intestines On An Abdominal Film) |
| COSMONAUT | Cat Owner, Smells, Made Of Nuts And Used Tampons ("mad Cat Lady" With Poor Hygiene And Body Odour) |
| UPF | Un-Passed Fart (gaseous Distended Abdomen) |
| ISQ | In Status Quo ("no Change"): Often Used During The Weekend Surgical Round |
| HLCS | Happy Little Campers - Children In Oxygen Tents |
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