| Acronym | Meaning |
 | D&D | Death And Donuts (night Shift) |
| CBT | Chronic Burger/Biscuit Toxicity (obesity) |
| RT | Room Temperature (dead) |
| DACB | (US) Drunk As Cooter Brown (UK Equivalent Is PAAF/PIAF) |
| SHA | Ship His Ass (when Patients Refuse To Be Discharged). |
| 45C | Patient Is One Chromosome Short Of A Full Set (questionable IQ) |
| MICO | Masterly Inactivity And Catlike Observation |
| SOCMOB | Standing On Corner Minding Own Business (when Inexplicably Injured) |
| DBI | Dirt Bag Index: Number Of Tattoos X Number Of Missing Teeth = Days Since The Patient Last Bathed |
| DIIK | Darned If I Know |
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