| Acronym | Meaning |
| SHS | Sullen, Hostile, Stupid (often An Inner City Drug/alcohol Addict) |
| PBS | Pretty Bad Shape |
| C&T WARD | Coma Ward - "cabbages And Turnips" |
| WADHAO | Weak And Dizzy And Hurt All Over |
| IHC | Improving His Claim - Victim Of Minor Accident, Needs No Treatment But Wants Something To Support His Insurance/legal Claim. |
| JAR | JAR Syndrome: Just Ain't Right (often Used When A Patient Has Multiple Issues) |
| LT | Lantern Test - Shine A Torch In The Subject's Mouth And The Eyes Light Up (no Brain) |
| PPP | Piss Poor Protoplasm |
| SBLEO | (pronounced S-B-Leo) Suicide By Law Enforcement Officer |
| PITA | Pain In The Ass |