| Acronym | Meaning |
 | CRI | Cranial-Rectal Insertion Or Cranial-Rectal Inversion (head-up-ass Syndrome) |
| SHA | Ship His Ass (when Patients Refuse To Be Discharged). |
| FES | Fluttering Eye Syndrome - Patient Faking Unconsciousness |
| AGA | Acute Gravity Attack (fell Over) |
| CTS | Cold-tea Sign / Cold Tea Syndrome - Refers To The Several Cups Of Cold Tea On The Bedside Cabinet Beside A Dead Geriatric (i.e. No-one Noticed The Patient Had Died) |
| TLR | Two Legged Rat - Refers To A Patient Undergoing Experimental Or Extreme Treatments |
| WWI | Walking While Intoxicated (and Fell Over) |
| HMF | Hysterical Mother Figure |
| VBT | Very Bad Thing |
| ULPP | Unlicensed Pharmaceutical Provider (drug Dealer) |
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