| Acronym | Meaning |
 | FINE | F*cked Up , Insecure, Neurotic & Emotional |
| PBLS | Positive Blue Legs Sign - (US) Resuscitation Behind Closed Curtains (US ER Medics Wear Blue Scrubs) |
| NWB | Negative Wallet Biopsy - (US) Patient Transferred To Cheaper Hospital Because They Have No Insurance / Funds |
| PHS | Positive Hilton Sign - Demanding Patient Expects Hilton Hotel Luxury; Indicates Patient Well Enough To Leave! |
| DTMA | Don't Transfer To Me Again. |
| JLD | Just Like Dad (often Used To Explain An FLK) |
| FLP | Funny Looking Parents (hereditary Cause Suspected For FLK) |
| DBI | Dirt Bag Index: Number Of Tattoos X Number Of Missing Teeth = Days Since The Patient Last Bathed |
| BMT | Bowel-Movement Taco (faecal Matter Trapped In Female Genitalia) |
| LGFTC | Looks Good From The Corridor (but Not Closely Examined) |
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