| Acronym | Meaning |
 | CBT | Chronic Burger/Biscuit Toxicity (obesity) |
| B&T | Bagged And Tagged - Body Ready For Dispatch To Morgue |
| UGLI | Ugly: A Patient (usually A Child) Who Looks A Bit Odd But Has Nothing Wrong With Them |
| FOB | Found On Bench |
| MILF | Mother I'd Like To F**k. US Version Of GLM Who Is Also PHAT |
| FLB | Funny Little Bumps (unexplained Skin Bumps) |
| DIFFC | Dropped In For Friendly Chat (i.e. No Medical Problem) |
| RHS | Rocking Horse Stool - Even Rarer Than Hen's Teeth |
| SAS | Sick As Sh*t |
| CTS | Crazier Than Shit |
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