| Acronym | Meaning |
| BMW | Bitch Moan & Whine |
| DRT | Dead Right There (patient Dead At Scene Of Accident) |
| CTD | Circling The Drain (Close To Death) |
| SPAK | Status Post Ass Kicking |
| TTJ | Transfer To Jesus |
| FPO | For Practice Only (FTD) |
| FABIANS | Felt Awful But I'm Alright Now Syndrome |
| DFO-SFJ | Done Fell Out - Screaming For Jesus |
| PIA | Pain In The Ass |
| DKA | Don't/Doesn't Know Anything (but Is Explained To Relatives As Diabetic Ketoacidosis If Challenged) |