| Acronym | Meaning |
 | PBAB | Pine Box At Bedside |
| TMI | Three Meaningless Initials (e.g. John Smith, TMI - Applied To Medics With Qualifications Rather Than Ability) |
| FOALS NEIGH | F*ck Off And Let Someone Not Extremely Incompetent Get Here |
| KSS | Kidney Stone Squirm - A Spot Diagnosis In A&E |
| IW | Insurance Whiplash - Neck Pain Secondary To A Minor Car Bump |
| RHS | Rocking Horse Stool - Even Rarer Than Hen's Teeth |
| PNR | Person Needed A Ride I.e. Minor Ailment But Called Ambulance Instead Of Taxi |
| SOB | Silly Old Bugger / B*stard / Bitch |
| SHAD | Syphilitic, Hypochondriac, Alcoholic Degenerate |
| FLKBCOTP | Funny Looking Kid But Check Out The Parents |
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