| Acronym | Meaning |
| FHHS | (US) Female Hispanic Hysterical Syndrome (screaming And Crying) |
| PHS | Positive Hilton Sign - Demanding Patient Expects Hilton Hotel Luxury; Indicates Patient Well Enough To Leave! |
| DOD | Donut Of Death - CT Scanner |
| AE | Aggressive Euthanasia - A Procedure That Obnoxious Patients Would Benefit From. |
| CRT | Can't Really Treat |
| PAAF | Pissed As A Fart (also PIAF -PIssed As A Fart) |
| FLP | Funny Looking Parents (hereditary Cause Suspected For FLK) |
| PBS | Pretty Bad Shape |
| HVLT | High Velocity Lead Poisoning: Gunshot Wound |
| SOB | Sitting Out Of Bed / Sitting On Bed |