| Acronym | Meaning |
 | TWA | Third World Assassins. Slang For The Allegedly Poor Medical Care Delivered By Physicians Who Went To Medical School In Foreign Countries |
| VBT | Very Bad Thing |
| GTG | Go To Ground - Fall Out Of Bed Or Chair |
| TVTP | Tried Vancomycin, Try Prayer (Vancomycin Is Anti-MRSA Drug) |
| OFIG | One Foot In The Grave |
| DSB | Drug-Seeking Behaviour (faking Illness To Fuel Narcotic Addiction) |
| HEA | Heel Elevation Ataxia - A Woman Who Appears Staggering Drunk, But Is Sober (or Slightly Tipsy) But Can't Walk On Seriously High Stiletto Heels |
| TOG | Tears Of Gratitude |
| AQR | Ain't Quite Right |
| AGA | Acute Gravity Attack (fell Over) |
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