| Acronym | Meaning |
| OMGWTFBBQ | Oh My God, What The F*ck, Bar-be-que; A Person Mangled In A Car Crash |
| VOMIT | Victim Of Modern Imaging Technology (i.e. Try Treating The Patient, Not The Report From Radiology; Particularly Referring To Invasive Procedures For False Positives. |
| FLK W/ GLM | Funny Looking Kid With A Good Looking Mother |
| PIA | Pain In The Ass |
| TTFO | Told To F*ck Off |
| ISQ | In Status Quo ("no Change"): Often Used During The Weekend Surgical Round |
| SOCMOB | Standing On Corner Minding Own Business (when Inexplicably Injured) |
| TMB | Too Many Birthdays: Person Dying Of "old Age" |
| HIBGIA | Had It Before, Got It Again |
| BBB | Blood-Brain Barrier - Surgical Drapes |