| Acronym | Meaning |
| SIO | Sleeping It Off |
| NFS | Neuro-faecal Syndrome - Sh*t For Brains |
| NFR | Not For Resuscitation; Used On Elderly Patients' Charts Where The DNR (Do Not Resuscitate) Instruction Is Without The Knowledge Of The Patient Themselves Or Their Family |
| MCBP | Member Of The College Of Bystander Physicians I.e. Doctor Having A Look-see |
| OBS | Obvious Bullsh*t |
| SHS | Sullen, Hostile, Stupid (often An Inner City Drug/alcohol Addict) |
| CHIBLOC | Closed Head Injury, Brief Loss Of Consciousness |
| FLUF | Funny Little Ugly F*cker |
| RTTL | Running Towards The Light - Dying |
| TMB | Too Many Birthdays: Person Dying Of "old Age" |