| Acronym | Meaning |
 | BMT | Bowel-Movement Taco (faecal Matter Trapped In Female Genitalia) |
| DQ | Drama Queen |
| 4F | Fair, Fat, Female And Forty OR Fat, Forty-ish, Flatulent Female (both Mean Abdominal Pain Patient Who Is Candidate For Gall Bladder Disease) |
| POMT | Please Optimize Medical Treatment - Don't Call Us Until You've Done Your Job First |
| CTS | Crazier Than Shit |
| AE | Aggressive Euthanasia - A Procedure That Obnoxious Patients Would Benefit From. |
| EDDU | Eating Drinking Defecating Urinating (but Not Much Else) |
| FDSTW | Found Dead Stayed That Way |
| TLR | Two Legged Rat - Refers To A Patient Undergoing Experimental Or Extreme Treatments |
| FABIANS | Felt Awful But I'm Alright Now Syndrome |
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