| Acronym | Meaning |
 | FTD | Fixing To Die |
| POPTA | Passed Out Prior To Arrival |
| MARPS | Mind Altering Recreational Pharmaceuticals |
| BMW | Bitch Moan & Whine |
| CBT | Chronic Burger/Biscuit Toxicity (obesity) |
| GORK | God Only Really Knows |
| CLL | Chronic Low Life |
| FIT | Fart In Transit (gas Seen In The Intestines On An Abdominal Film) |
| RLI | Rapid Lead Infusion - Obnoxious Patient Ought To Be Shot |
| FTF | Failed To Fly (botched Suicide) |
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