| Acronym | Meaning |
 | HALS | Hit And Left Standing (apparently Uninjured But In Shock After RTA/MVA) |
| UPF | Un-Passed Fart (gaseous Distended Abdomen) |
| DENTIST | Doesn't Even Need Treatment - It's Sorted, Truly |
| BWCO | Baby Won't Come Out (needs Caesarian) |
| IHC | Improving His Claim - Victim Of Minor Accident, Needs No Treatment But Wants Something To Support His Insurance/legal Claim. |
| JAFFA | Just Another Fat, F***ing Assh*le |
| 5-H-1-T | Polite Medical Term For Shit |
| GOL | Gone Off Legs (see FOL) |
| P4P | Penicillin For Prick (peniecille For Penile Discharge) |
| PWFS | Post-Weekend Fatigue Syndrome - An Ailment Which Presents At GP Surgeries On Monday Mornings |
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