| Acronym | Meaning |
 | DAT | Dumb-Ass Tanker (in The Pre-computer Era) |
| FUBB | F*cked Up Beyond Belief (A Worst-Case Scenario) |
| NCO | No Civilian Opportunities. This Is A Jab At Non-commissioned Officers Who Are Said To Stay In The Army Because They Could Not Get Another Job, Not Because They Want To Be Soldiers. |
| LPCS | Leather Personnel Carriers, Or Combat Boots. Generally Used When Describing A Mode Of Travel (i.e., "We'll Be Taking Our LPCs Over To The Range.") |
| DILLIGAFF | Do I Look Like I Give A Flying F*ck? |
| AIDS | Army Induced Divorce Syndrome. |
| UAFB | "Useful As A Football Bat." Anyone Who Cannot Perform Even Simple Duties Due To Incompetence, And As Such Has No Useful Application Or Purpose. |
| TU | (or Tango Uniform) Tits Up. Broken. Not Working. |
| MPH | Said Phonetically As My Papa Hotel, Meaning My Pussy Hurts |
| FM | F*cking Magic. Used To Explain Something Complicated, Generally To Someone New Who Has Asked A Question That Would Take Too Long To Explain. "How Does That Work?" "Oh, It Uses FM." Also Used In Reference To "Field Manuals", Which Is A Slang Term For Porn Magazines (Playboy, Penthouse, Etc.) |
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