| Acronym | Meaning |
| PCP | Pork Chop Platoon (Physical Conditioning Platoon) |
| SFUS | Standard F*cked Up Situation. |
| ECE | Equine-Canine Extravaganza; I.e. Dog And Pony Show - Useless Perfection Of Duty Or Equipment For (usually) Bored Commanders Or Press/media |
| FIIGMO | F*ck It, I've Got My Orders (a.k.a. "Short-timer's Disease") |
| GI | Government Issue; Originally Used For Government Supplied Equipment, Often Used By Soldiers To Refer To Themselves. |
| BCD | Birth Control Device. Refers To The Standard Issue Eyeglasses, Generally Known For Being Unstylish. |
| FISHDO | F*ck It, Shit Happens, Drive On (military Equivalent Of "par For The Course.") |
| USMC | U Signed The Mother-f*ckin' Contract |
| MARINE | Math And Reading Is Not Essential |
| UAFB | "Useful As A Football Bat." Anyone Who Cannot Perform Even Simple Duties Due To Incompetence, And As Such Has No Useful Application Or Purpose. |