| Acronym | Meaning |
 | FM | F*cking Magic. Used To Explain Something Complicated, Generally To Someone New Who Has Asked A Question That Would Take Too Long To Explain. "How Does That Work?" "Oh, It Uses FM." Also Used In Reference To "Field Manuals", Which Is A Slang Term For Porn Magazines (Playboy, Penthouse, Etc.) |
| UAFB | "Useful As A Football Bat." Anyone Who Cannot Perform Even Simple Duties Due To Incompetence, And As Such Has No Useful Application Or Purpose. |
| YMRASU | Yes, My Retarded Ass Signed Up (US Army Backwards) |
| MARINE | Math And Reading Is Not Essential |
| NCO | No Civilian Opportunities. This Is A Jab At Non-commissioned Officers Who Are Said To Stay In The Army Because They Could Not Get Another Job, Not Because They Want To Be Soldiers. |
| NUB | Non-Useful Body. Someone Who, While Assigned To The Unit, Can Not Be Fully Utilized, Generally Because They Have Not Yet Completed The Requisite Qualifications. |
| DILLIGAFF | Do I Look Like I Give A Flying F*ck? |
| FOAD | F*ck Off And Die |
| NAVY | Never Again Volunteer Yourself |
| GOBI | General Officer's Bright Idea - Usually Means The Opposite. |
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