| Acronym | Meaning |
| GOBI | General Officer's Bright Idea - Usually Means The Opposite. |
| ATFU | Ate The F*ck Up. When Someone/thing Is Not Up To The Army Standard. |
| FAINTED | Faked An Injury, Necessary To Escape Duty |
| BCD | Birth Control Device. Refers To The Standard Issue Eyeglasses, Generally Known For Being Unstylish. |
| SST | Slang For The Vehicle Used To Remove Human Waste From The Portable Toilets Meaning, "Sh*t-Sucking Truck". |
| YMRASU | Yes, My Retarded Ass Signed Up (US Army Backwards) |
| USAF | "U" Sure Are F*cked |
| NCO | No Civilian Opportunities. This Is A Jab At Non-commissioned Officers Who Are Said To Stay In The Army Because They Could Not Get Another Job, Not Because They Want To Be Soldiers. |
| GI | Government Issue; Originally Used For Government Supplied Equipment, Often Used By Soldiers To Refer To Themselves. |
| FISHDO | F*ck It, Shit Happens, Drive On (military Equivalent Of "par For The Course.") |