| Acronym | Meaning |
| RTWFQ | Read The Whole F*cking Question |
| BOBFOC | Body Off Baywatch, Face Off Crimewatch |
| VC | Venture Capital |
| PTMM | Please Tell Me More |
| UR | You Are |
| AYTMTB | And You're Telling Me This Because |
| BHIMBGO | Bloody Hell, I Must Be Getting Old |
| ROTFLMFAO | Rolling On The Floor Laughing My F*cking Ass Off |
| PEBCAK | Problem Exists Between Chair And Keyboard |
| B/C | Because |