| Acronym | Meaning |
 | TFTB | Too Fat To Breathe |
| GOA | Gone On Arrival (police Turn Up, Ambulance Turns Up, Fire Brigade Turns Up, Patient Doesn't) |
| CTS | Cold-tea Sign / Cold Tea Syndrome - Refers To The Several Cups Of Cold Tea On The Bedside Cabinet Beside A Dead Geriatric (i.e. No-one Noticed The Patient Had Died) |
| ALP185 | Acute Lead Poisoning, 185 Grain Injection - 9mm Gunshot Wound |
| DFO-SFJ | Done Fell Out - Screaming For Jesus |
| BUNDY | But Unfortunately Not Dead Yet |
| TATT | Talks All The Time (also "Tired All The Time") |
| DILLIGAF | Do I Look Like I Give A F*ck |
| ALPAC | Acute Lead Poisoning Air-conditioned - Multiple Gun Shot Wounds |
| AQP | Assuming The Q Position: Deteriorating Or Dying With Tongue Hanging Out |
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