| Acronym | Meaning |
 | SOCMOB | Standing On Corner Minding Own Business (when Inexplicably Injured) |
| C&T WARD | Coma Ward - "cabbages And Turnips" |
| KSS | Kidney Stone Squirm - A Spot Diagnosis In A&E |
| 4F | Fair, Fat, Female And Forty OR Fat, Forty-ish, Flatulent Female (both Mean Abdominal Pain Patient Who Is Candidate For Gall Bladder Disease) |
| SOB | Short Of Breath |
| ES | Eiffel Syndrome - From "I Fell On It" Excuse By Patient With A Foreign Object In The Rectum |
| MAFAT | Mandatory Anasthaesia F**k Around Time, Precedes Any Incision |
| UPF | Un-Passed Fart (gaseous Distended Abdomen) |
| BSS | Bilateral Samsonite Syndrome: Patient Admitted With Both Their Bags Packed In Preparation |
| MTF | Metabolize To Freedom (i.e. Let The Person Sober Up, And Then They Can Leave) |
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