| Acronym | Meaning |
 | SYB | Save Your Breath (for Patients Who Don't Take Advice) |
| GSP | Gown Sign Positive - A Patient Who Leaves (self-discharge) Without Official Discharge Orders |
| 404 | 404 Moment. On Card Rounds - When A Patient's Medical Records Cannot Be Located (from Internet Error Message: 404 Page Not Found) |
| RBG | Received By God (a Person In Receipt Of A Celestial Transfer) |
| PRATFO | Patient Reassured And Told To F*** Off |
| AWTF | Away With The Fairies; A Patient Who Is Totally Confused |
| CHAOS | Chronic Hurts All Over Syndrome (PTSD/Fibromyalgia, Etc.) |
| FTF | Failed To Fly (botched Suicide) |
| TUBE | Totally Unnecessary Breast Examination (might Happen To A GLM / MILF) |
| FABIANS | Felt Awful But I'm Alright Now Syndrome |
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