| Acronym | Meaning |
 | LMC | Low Marble Count (low IQ) |
| HEA | Heel Elevation Ataxia - A Woman Who Appears Staggering Drunk, But Is Sober (or Slightly Tipsy) But Can't Walk On Seriously High Stiletto Heels |
| DENTIST | Doesn't Even Need Treatment - It's Sorted, Truly |
| AQR | Ain't Quite Right |
| PPA | Practicing Professional Alcoholic |
| KSS | Kidney Stone Squirm - A Spot Diagnosis In A&E |
| BFH | Big Fucking Head; Hydrocephalus As In A "FLK With A BFH" (can Be Metaphorical For Arrogant Consultant) |
| OTLP | On The Launch Pad (to Be Discharged To Home) |
| SVRI | Something Very Wrong Inside (usually Terminal) |
| FURB | Funny, Unusual, Rectal Blockage (people Who Use Inappropriate Objects To Insert Into The Rectum) |
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