| Acronym | Meaning |
 | HALS | Hit And Left Standing (apparently Uninjured But In Shock After RTA/MVA) |
| ALP185 | Acute Lead Poisoning, 185 Grain Injection - 9mm Gunshot Wound |
| B&T | Bagged And Tagged - Body Ready For Dispatch To Morgue |
| COPD | Chronic Old Persons Disease (unwell, No Specific Cause) |
| SBLEO | (pronounced S-B-Leo) Suicide By Law Enforcement Officer |
| 4F | Fair, Fat, Female And Forty OR Fat, Forty-ish, Flatulent Female (both Mean Abdominal Pain Patient Who Is Candidate For Gall Bladder Disease) |
| DPS | (General Practice) Droopy Penis Syndrome: A Patient Wanting Viagra Prescription |
| FLK | Funny Looking Kid (sometimes Suggests Rural Inbreeding - See FLP) |
| MILF | Mother I'd Like To F**k. US Version Of GLM Who Is Also PHAT |
| SYB | Save Your Breath (for Patients Who Don't Take Advice) |
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