| Acronym | Meaning |
 | BMT | Bowel-Movement Taco (faecal Matter Trapped In Female Genitalia) |
| P4P | Penicillin For Prick (peniecille For Penile Discharge) |
| TOG | Tears Of Gratitude |
| GSP | Gown Sign Positive - A Patient Who Leaves (self-discharge) Without Official Discharge Orders |
| CAT6 | Triage Is Cat 1 (major) To Cat 5 (minor) So Cat 6 Means A Timewaster |
| FUPA | Fat Upper Pussy Area |
| DBI | Dirt Bag Index: Number Of Tattoos X Number Of Missing Teeth = Days Since The Patient Last Bathed |
| VBA | Valuable Breathing Air; I.e. What Some Patients Or Doctors Are Wasting |
| BUNDY | But Unfortunately Not Dead Yet |
| LGFTC | Looks Good From The Corridor (but Not Closely Examined) |
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