| Acronym | Meaning |
 | PRATFO | Patient Reassured And Told To F*** Off |
| DSB | Drug-Seeking Behaviour (faking Illness To Fuel Narcotic Addiction) |
| EMS | Earn Money Sleeping (joke At Expense Of Emergency Medical Service) |
| VD | Veak And Dizzy; Older Person Feeling Vaguely Unwell And Presents At ER At 2am Complaining Of Feeling "weak And Dizzy" |
| CATS | Cut All To Shit |
| AE | Aggressive Euthanasia - A Procedure That Obnoxious Patients Would Benefit From. |
| FFFF | See 4F (Fat, Fair, Female, Forty = Gall Bladder Disease) |
| GTTL | Gone To The Light (died) |
| VBT | Very Bad Thing |
| GTG | Go To Ground - Fall Out Of Bed Or Chair |
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