| Acronym | Meaning |
 | MU PAIN | Made Up Pain (especially For Sick Notes And Insurance Claims) |
| HLCS | Happy Little Campers - Children In Oxygen Tents |
| GOMER | Get Out Of My Emergency Room; Extended To Mean Elderly Patient Who Is Unable To Communicate Their Symptoms And Passed From One Department To Another |
| SOB | Sitting Out Of Bed / Sitting On Bed |
| OAP | Over-Anxious Patient |
| ETOH | Extremely Trashed Or Hammered (2 Derivations Given: Corruption Of "Etho" [ethanol Addict] Or From "EtOH" [chemistry Abbreviation For Ethanol]) |
| MUH | Messed Up Heart |
| TAPS | Thick As Pig Sh*t |
| CTS | Cold-tea Sign / Cold Tea Syndrome - Refers To The Several Cups Of Cold Tea On The Bedside Cabinet Beside A Dead Geriatric (i.e. No-one Noticed The Patient Had Died) |
| NSA | Non-Standard Appearance (what A FLK Grows Into) |
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