| Acronym | Meaning |
 | FABIANS | Felt Awful But I'm Alright Now Syndrome |
| B&T | Bagged And Tagged - Body Ready For Dispatch To Morgue |
| LMC | Low Marble Count (low IQ) |
| JDLR | Just Doesn't Look Right (something Is Wrong, But No Diagnosis Has Been Made Yet) |
| VBT | Very Bad Thing |
| DILLIGAF | Do I Look Like I Give A F*ck |
| TLGP | Two Legged Guinea Pig - Patient Undergoing Experimental Or Extreme Treatments |
| PORG | Person Of Restricted / Retarded Growth (dwarf / Midget) |
| HSPL | High Serum Porcelain Level - Patient Is A Crock Of Sh*t |
| CFD | Call For Dirt (severely Ill Or Dying) |
Browse by Letter:
