| Acronym | Meaning |
 | SBOD | Stupid Bitch / Bastard On Drugs |
| WNL | Will Not Listen; Patient Won't Take Medical Advice |
| DWPA | Death / Dying With Paramedic Assistance |
| ADR | Ain't Doing Right |
| GLM | Good Looking Mum |
| FMPS | Fluff My Pillow Syndrome (attention/sympathy Seeker) |
| APTFRAN | Apply Pillow To Face, Repeat As Necessary (for Annoying Patient) |
| MFC | Measure For Coffin |
| HBD | Has Been Drinking |
| CPM | Calcified Penisitis Morbidium - Male Patient Whose Ailment Is Due To Excessive Or Unprotected Sex |
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