| Acronym | Meaning |
 | DOD | Donut Of Death - CT Scanner |
| MILF | Mother I'd Like To F**k. US Version Of GLM Who Is Also PHAT |
| EMS | Earn Money Sleeping (joke At Expense Of Emergency Medical Service) |
| HBD | Has Been Drinking |
| SRI | Something Wrong Inside (undiagnosable Problem) |
| FABIANS | Felt Awful But I'm Alright Now Syndrome |
| GTO | Gomer Tip Over (elderly Person With Injury From Trip Or Fall) |
| ES | Eiffel Syndrome - From "I Fell On It" Excuse By Patient With A Foreign Object In The Rectum |
| P4P | Penicillin For Prick (peniecille For Penile Discharge) |
| MCBP | Member Of The College Of Bystander Physicians I.e. Doctor Having A Look-see |
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