| Acronym | Meaning |
 | SRI | Something Wrong Inside (undiagnosable Problem) |
| TFTB | Too Fat To Breathe |
| 4F | Fair, Fat, Female And Forty OR Fat, Forty-ish, Flatulent Female (both Mean Abdominal Pain Patient Who Is Candidate For Gall Bladder Disease) |
| VD | Veak And Dizzy; Older Person Feeling Vaguely Unwell And Presents At ER At 2am Complaining Of Feeling "weak And Dizzy" |
| BIT | Burp In Transit (gas Seen In The Stomach On An Abdominal Film) |
| PSS | Positive Suitcase Sign - Patients Who Are Repeated Admissions For Prolonged Periods With No Physiological Cause Of Their Problems. They Turn Up At Hospital With Packed Suitcases Ready For Admission |
| PGT | Pissed (Drunk) And Got Thumped |
| QID | Queen In Distress (hissy Fit) |
| B&T | Bagged And Tagged - Body Ready For Dispatch To Morgue |
| HMF | Hysterical Mother Figure |
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