| Acronym | Meaning |
 | CTD | Circling The Drain (Close To Death) |
| PITA | Pain In The Ass |
| CRAFT | Can't Remember A Fucking Thing |
| ELFS | Evil Little F*ckers (irritating Children) |
| PSS | Positive Suitcase Sign - Patients Who Are Repeated Admissions For Prolonged Periods With No Physiological Cause Of Their Problems. They Turn Up At Hospital With Packed Suitcases Ready For Admission |
| MARPS | Mind Altering Recreational Pharmaceuticals |
| SBA | Silver Bracelet Award - Patient Is A Prisoner Brought In Wearing Cuffs |
| VAC | Vultures Are Circling (dying) |
| FOALS NEIGH | F*ck Off And Let Someone Not Extremely Incompetent Get Here |
| TLR | Two Legged Rat - Refers To A Patient Undergoing Experimental Or Extreme Treatments |
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