| Acronym | Meaning |
 | CTS | Crazier Than Shit |
| NLPR | No Longer Playing Records (dying) |
| FFFF | See 4F (Fat, Fair, Female, Forty = Gall Bladder Disease) |
| IOTC | Icing On The Cake - Lethal Tumor Discovered In The X-rays Of A Heart Attack Victim. |
| LT | Lantern Test - Shine A Torch In The Subject's Mouth And The Eyes Light Up (no Brain) |
| GLF | Ground Level Fall (tripped Over) |
| SFS | Stinky Foot Syndrome (often Related To Homeless) |
| GPH | Goddamns Per Hour |
| DOTS | Dead On The Spot (of An Accident), Also FDOTS (F*cking Dead On The Spot) |
| EMS | Earn Money Sleeping (joke At Expense Of Emergency Medical Service) |
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