| Acronym | Meaning |
| OTD&DDR | Out The Door And Down The Road. |
| OFIG | One Foot In The Grave |
| 404 | 404 Moment. On Card Rounds - When A Patient's Medical Records Cannot Be Located (from Internet Error Message: 404 Page Not Found) |
| MGM | MGM Syndrome (as In The Movie Maker) - Faker Putting On A Real Good Show |
| DQ | Drama Queen |
| FOALS NEIGH | F*ck Off And Let Someone Not Extremely Incompetent Get Here |
| PAFO | Pissed [Drunk] And Fell Over |
| DMFNFL | Dumb Mother F*cker, Not Fit To Live |
| FTF | Failed To Fly (botched Suicide) |
| DACB | (US) Drunk As Cooter Brown (UK Equivalent Is PAAF/PIAF) |