| Acronym | Meaning |
 | S2 | Sit The F**k Down And Shut The F**k Up |
| GPH | Goddamns Per Hour |
| DRTTTT | Dead Right There, There, There And There (patient Dead And In Multiple Parts At Scene Of Accident) |
| DBI | Dirt Bag Index: Number Of Tattoos X Number Of Missing Teeth = Days Since The Patient Last Bathed |
| PLTDP | Practice Limited To Dead People |
| ERNOBW | Engine Running, No One Behind The Wheel (questionable IQ) |
| BMT | Bowel-Movement Taco (faecal Matter Trapped In Female Genitalia) |
| TCS | Toxic Confusional State - Confused, Usually Elderly, Person Whose Problem Is Due To Constipation (toxic Build Up In Body) |
| FLKBCOTP | Funny Looking Kid But Check Out The Parents |
| FHHS | (US) Female Hispanic Hysterical Syndrome (screaming And Crying) |
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