| Acronym | Meaning |
 | GOA | Gone On Arrival (police Turn Up, Ambulance Turns Up, Fire Brigade Turns Up, Patient Doesn't) |
| HMF | Hysterical Mother Figure |
| THC | Three Hots And A Cot; Sought In A&E By The Local Homeless |
| PID | Pus In 'Dere (PID Actually Means Pelvic Inflammatory Disease) |
| TRO | Time Ran Out |
| FLUF | Funny Little Ugly F*cker |
| JAFFA | Just Another Fat, F***ing Assh*le |
| BBCS | Bumps, Bruises, Cuts And Scrapes (i.e. No Serious Injuries) |
| VD | Veak And Dizzy; Older Person Feeling Vaguely Unwell And Presents At ER At 2am Complaining Of Feeling "weak And Dizzy" |
| SHA | Ship His Ass (when Patients Refuse To Be Discharged). |
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