| Acronym | Meaning |
| FHHS | (US) Female Hispanic Hysterical Syndrome (screaming And Crying) |
| HVLT | High Velocity Lead Poisoning: Gunshot Wound |
| SBA | Silver Bracelet Award - Patient Is A Prisoner Brought In Wearing Cuffs |
| TFO | Too F*cking Old (person Dying Of Old Age). |
| WITPOMS | Why Is This Patient On My Service |
| TLGP | Two Legged Guinea Pig - Patient Undergoing Experimental Or Extreme Treatments |
| LOL | Little Old Lady |
| GUCCI | Genito-Urinary Clinc, Chlamydial Infection (posh Female With Sexually Transmitted Chlamydial Infection) |
| LOLFDGB | Little Old Lady, Fall Down, Go Boom |
| PRATFO | Patient Reassured And Told To F*** Off |