| Acronym | Meaning |
 | ECU | Eternal Care Unit: Heaven ("gone To The ECU" = Dead) |
| LFTWM | Looking For 3 Wise Men (applied To Young Pregnant Females Who Deny Having Had Intercourse) |
| KAGC | Knife And Gun Club - (US) Local Street Gangs Or Criminal Organizations That Keep ER In Business OR The Emergency Departments That Care For Patients With The Results Of Street Gang Violence |
| PCUINIA | Please Consult Us If New (Surgical) Issues Arise - I.e. Please Never Page Me Again |
| PNR | Person Needed A Ride I.e. Minor Ailment But Called Ambulance Instead Of Taxi |
| FFDIG | Found Face Down In Gutter |
| SOB | Sitting Out Of Bed / Sitting On Bed |
| TSL | Too Stupid To Live |
| WAFTAM | ("woff-tam"): Waste Of F***ing Time And Money |
| GTG | Go To Ground - Fall Out Of Bed Or Chair |
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