| Acronym | Meaning |
 | GROLIES | (UK) Guardian Reader Of Low Intellect In Ethnic Skirt |
| PBLS | Positive Blue Legs Sign - (US) Resuscitation Behind Closed Curtains (US ER Medics Wear Blue Scrubs) |
| DTS | Danger To Shipping (in Reference To Particularly Large Patients) |
| BFH | Brat From Hell (usually Accompanied By PFH - Parent(s) From Hell) |
| ISQ | In Status Quo ("no Change"): Often Used During The Weekend Surgical Round |
| LOL | Little Old Lady |
| UBI | Unexplained Beer Injury |
| PP | Pumpkin Positive - A Penlight Shone Into The Patient's Mouth/ear Would Encounter A Brain So Small That The Whole Head Would Light Up |
| GOMER | Get Out Of My Emergency Room; Extended To Mean Elderly Patient Who Is Unable To Communicate Their Symptoms And Passed From One Department To Another |
| IOTC | Icing On The Cake - Lethal Tumor Discovered In The X-rays Of A Heart Attack Victim. |
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