| Acronym | Meaning |
 | GORK | God Only Really Knows |
| RBS | Really Bad Shape |
| PORG | Person Of Restricted / Retarded Growth (dwarf / Midget) |
| VBA | Valuable Breathing Air; I.e. What Some Patients Or Doctors Are Wasting |
| WFFAD | Will Follow From A Distance - Will Check Your Lab Results, But Will Never Set Foot In Your Room Again |
| 4F | Fair, Fat, Female And Forty OR Fat, Forty-ish, Flatulent Female (both Mean Abdominal Pain Patient Who Is Candidate For Gall Bladder Disease) |
| C2 | A "can't C**t"; Lazy Physician Who Passes Off Work To Colleagues And Often Whines |
| FOOBA | Found On Ortho Barely Alive (a Play On FUBAR - F***ed Up Beyond All Recognition) |
| BMW | Bitch Moan & Whine |
| BSS | Bilateral Samsonite Syndrome: Patient Admitted With Both Their Bags Packed In Preparation |
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