| Acronym | Meaning |
![](file.png) | TTFO | Told To F*ck Off |
![](file.png) | NFS | Neuro-faecal Syndrome - Sh*t For Brains |
![](file.png) | CATS | Cut All To Shit |
![](file.png) | BIT | Burp In Transit (gas Seen In The Stomach On An Abdominal Film) |
![](file.png) | BOHICA | Bend Over, Here It Comes Again |
![](file.png) | CRAFT | Can't Remember A Fucking Thing |
![](file.png) | TLC | Tube, Lavage & Charcoal (given To Poisoning Victim) |
![](file.png) | DILF | Doctor I'd Like To F*** (Fornicate With): Nursing Slang For Good-looking Doctor |
![](file.png) | ALP240 | Acute Lead Poisoning, 240 Grain Injection 44 Calibre Magnum Wound |
![](file.png) | OFIGATOOS | One Foot In The Grave And The Other One Slipping |