| Acronym | Meaning |
 | LOLFDGB | Little Old Lady, Fall Down, Go Boom |
| TUBE | Totally Unnecessary Breast Examination (might Happen To A GLM / MILF) |
| ITBNTL | In The Box, Nail The Lid (dead Or Dying) |
| BWCO | Baby Won't Come Out (needs Caesarian) |
| SOG | Sick Old Guy (male Version Of LOL (Little Old Lady)) |
| DIFFC | Dropped In For Friendly Chat (i.e. No Medical Problem) |
| SFSF | Sphincter Factor Scale: 1 To 10 Scale Indicating Degree Of Bowel-loosening In Response To An Emergency |
| UPF | Un-Passed Fart (gaseous Distended Abdomen) |
| PFH | Parent(s) From Hell (custodians Of BFH - Brat From Hell) |
| EMT | Extraordinary Masochistic Tendencies (joke At Expense Of Emergency Medical Technicians) |
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