| Acronym | Meaning |
| GROLIES | (UK) Guardian Reader Of Low Intellect In Ethnic Skirt |
| WADHAO | Weak And Dizzy And Hurt All Over |
| TCLT | Transcranial Lead Therapy - Gunshot Wound Passing Through Head |
| RBG | Received By God (a Person In Receipt Of A Celestial Transfer) |
| BUNDY | But Unfortunately Not Dead Yet |
| HSPL | High Serum Porcelain Level - Patient Is A Crock Of Sh*t |
| LMC | Low Marble Count (low IQ) |
| GOLP | Generalised Old Lady Pains |
| FIRT | Failed Impact Resistance Test (crash Victim) |
| IWB | Intercourse With Biscuits (F**king Crackers) |